Netwank

Guy who goes to adult sites to read funny commentaries.
Person with these interests is called netwanker.

A: What you've been doing last night ?
B: Nothing spectacular, just had netwank till midnight.

by Bl4ppy August 22, 2017

Newfant

An absolute butt hole. Someone that pisses you off but you still love them

Stop being such a newfant

by Rami129 March 13, 2020

nefan

One of the most funniest people you'll ever meet. He always will find a way to make you laugh and smile even when you're going through it. A Nefan gives the best advice at the best possible times. He's usually cracked at Fortnite and rages if u don't No Scope 360 MLG them first try. Screaming into mics, calling you fake instead of admitting he loves you, and breaking his ass when he rollerskates are his special traits. Along with, muting his mic in server while listening to depresso expresso Juice WRLD type beats.
Everyone needs a Nefan in their life.

Felun- "Where is Nefan?"

Lek- "Is he in server by himself again?"

Banana- "yeah, like a nerd."

Hot Tamales- "hey guys i'm back"

by 2swag2gag May 8, 2021

Netanel

God

I worship netanel

by The_guru_of names November 14, 2021

Netsanet

A man with a broken heart, he acts normal around his friends, but is burning inside!

He is so Netsanet (Broken)

by Netsa November 22, 2021

Nethaniel

A boy who is completely selfless in everything he does, loves unconditionally, makes a concious effort in everything he does and has an incredible level of intelligence. Just the sight of his gorgeous smile will make you want to love him. Nethaniel is, in two words, simply amazing.

Ashlea: Look over there! See that handsome stud muffin over there, that's Nethaniel.

Holly: Oooh, yeah. He is a stud muffin ;)

by Ashlea M August 24, 2011

Social Netwanking

1. Verb: using pictures of contemporaries added as 'friends' on social networking sites such as Facebook in order to arouse and stimulate oneself.
Phrase coined by David Swift in 2009.

Fancy coming out for a pint, Percy?

Not tonight mate, I'm going on Facebook for a bit of social netwanking.

by FS2460 February 15, 2010