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negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.
All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.
by Baron Neville October 1, 2016
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Triple Negative

similar to a double negative, but with another negative added in, making a befuddling mixture of words that makes a negative statement.

an excellent way to disagree with someone and walking away while they try to figure out what you just said
Person1: hannah montana is a great singer

Person 2: i cant say i dont disagree with you (walks off)
(^triple negative)

Person1: wait...what?
by Jazz Hammerhands November 6, 2009
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Negative XP

Based and Chad artist.
May be an incel but only because girls never leave him alone.
Hot Korean chad.
Slays the E-girls and thots.
His songs and covers are blessings from God.
Knows the real cure for cancer.
Makes incelcore garage punk music.

Closeted gay.
Would beat up Kurt Cobain.
Literally super hot
"Damn, who's that hot Korean guy over there?"
"That's Negative XP, hottest man alive."
by Kupid<3 January 17, 2021
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negative distance

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.
by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005
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negative iq

invisible beam produced by dumb people that makes you feel dumber
all kpop stans have negative iq
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negative sideburns

disturbing and uncompromising lack of sideburns. Usually seen alongside a fresh and vibrant buzz cut.
"Yo dude, did you see Vencile's new buzz cut and negative sideburns? Those things or lack there of will make a grown man cry"

"Yeah, and paired with that extraordinarily tight t-shirt, he's dressed for success"
by Tom Gray May 12, 2008
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Negative Slacker

A person who is spending less and less time waisting time, becoming more uptight. Can be contracted to negslacker. One who in in the act described above can be accused of negative slacking or negslacking.
Can be further contracted to negslackin'
Yo Kirk, man don't let this happen again! Becoming a negative slacker has been the downfall of many a gamer, podcaster and online social networker.
Joe, you've been working late every night lately.
Stop negslackin' the group and come bowling with us tonight. You need to chill.
by Badwsky February 7, 2009
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