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Sarcastic Namaste

It is the use of the Namaste emoji 🙏 to show sarcasm. Using it is like begging for leave or asking the person you are talking to you to stop talking whatever they are talking about...
Person 1: So My Audi broke down and I had to drive my benz today...
Person 2:🙏( Sarcastic namaste) Bro dont show off please
by Crobsdefinesthings May 13, 2021
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reverse namaste

When you fart while doing yoga.
During down dog i let a huge reverse namaste.
by Edfoo August 17, 2016
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namaste mother fuckers

Namaste is an ancient Sanskrit greeting still in everyday use in India and especially on the trail in the Nepal Himalaya. Translated roughly, it means "I bow to the God within you", or "The Spirit within me salutes the Spirit in you" - a knowing that we are all made from the same One Divine Consciousness.

Mother Fucker is a common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".
It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, like “Namaste Mother Fuckers”
by Iwanttofothigrow September 26, 2019
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namaste-the-fuck-away

What you say to a namasty or thot that won't shut the fuck up long enough for you to enjoy a nice beer and burger without hearing about the planet and our impact and the universe.
Namaste-the-fuck-away Ashley, I'm in no mood.
by Brangelina's Bastard March 8, 2019
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namaste urban legend

A Half Real Urban Legend of a Murderer with a hook for a hand
by Google Inc. February 4, 2017
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Nasty Namaste

When a man has kama sutra based sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period and thoroughly covers the tip of his penis with her menstrual blood. After Climax he has her bow all the way down till her forehead makes contact with the tip of his penis leaving a blood and cum bindi. Both partners must then greet each other with Namaste
“Did you hear that Devin flew Himself and Jan too India just so he could give her a nasty namaste?”
by The_Paperfaced_Man December 27, 2019
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namaste with love

The love of namaste made by julianas mom
by Bitches be mad June 1, 2020
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