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Napsexual 

The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.
James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.
Napsexual by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017
Related Words

natosexual 

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper
"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."
natosexual by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

netsexual 

Someone who has an attachment to Netflix and prefers to spend all their watching Netflix.
That Kaitlin girls should really go out and find a boyfriend! Nah she’s netsexual.
netsexual by User3254 April 3, 2019

Jahsexual 

A Man Or Woman Who Claims A Certain Level Of Spirituality Or Relation To Buddha In An Attempt To Hit On A Party Of The Opposite Sex.Usually This Person Can Be Seen Wearing Products Made Of Hemp And Has A Distinct Smell Of Various Scented Oils.
( Two Guys Are Sitting At A Table )

Guy 1 : How did you get her to sleep with you man?

Guy 2 : I took her to the meadow to watch birds and become one with nature, and become one with myself,ha.

Guy 3 : You are such a Jahsexual!
Jahsexual by Lawrence Scott Epstein December 14, 2008

nonsexual intercourse 

hey dude did you have sex yesterday with that chick?

No I had a nonsexual intercourse with myself.

Neosexual 

FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.

Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.

The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.

The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.

The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.

"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.

"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
He's not a SNAG he's a Neosexual.
Neosexual by connectjon June 18, 2009