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Northeastern University

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"Work hard, play hard" should be this school's official motto. During the week you will find the library maxed out on occupancy, all the nearby coffee shops flushed with NU students on their laptops or burried in stacks of books and handouts. But comes thursday night, and the streets of downtown Boston become a playground for most of the NU student body. Since it's a 5 year school (in most cases), it only made sense to build a 21+ dorm building. That took care of the 'dry campus' policy.
At any given time during the weekend, on or off campus, you will find a party to attend. You will hear of some huge party getting broken up and the amount of confiscated alcohol will truly amaze you. You will witness intoxicated girls walking (or trying to walk) back to their dorms, hand in hand, with their Coach bags and on their cell phones with their exs. You will hear Irish chants echoing at 2 am as the last bar had closed and people are heading back to campus.
This school will define your college life, so if you don't go here, find someone that does and invite yourself for St. Patty's day. You will remember it. Or maybe most of it.
Text message recieved by a Northeastern University student on a saturday afternoon: "Yo, wanna do a Boylston run tonight?"
by northie August 29, 2006
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Northworstern

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Fitting name for Northwestern University. A dry campus that is filled with extraordinarily lame students.
Many have never been exposed to a traditional undergraduate experience. The terms beer bong, keg stand, pre-games are completely foreign to them.

The graduating students are socially inept. Although they go on to be successful in the workforce, Northworstern graduates make for the worst workplace conversations and are often buzzkills.
Interviewer: Hi Laura, tell me about yourself
Northworstern Student: HI!!! ... *awkward pause*
Interviewer: Hello, Laura. Please tell me about yourself...Ugh why do we keep invited these students for interviews?! These Northworstern students are literally the WORST.
Northworstern Student: I graduated magna cum lade with a degree in engineering and a minor in psychology. I enjoy reading.
by Punnnn April 14, 2015
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Thumb shaped humans that live in the North-East that begin to smell from the slime that forms in the armpits due to a lack of bathing and excessive sweating from obesity accompanied by baggy clothing when humans usually reach a weight over 300lbs and is at least 6'2.
Elie used to be a stud but after all those nuggets and Oreos he is having a hard time showering. He's literally turning into a Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre!
by realslimkfarmachusetts December 11, 2021
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north by northwesting

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A tasteful euphemism for crop dusting. Farting while walking. Inspired by the famous crop-dusting scene in Alfred Hitchcock's film, "North by Northwest," where a crop-dusting plane tries to kill lead Cary Grant in this mistaken-identity thriller.
My office mate is a pro at silently north by northwesting me throughout the workday. It's so bad that I often have to get up and find fresh air.
by WordNerd44107 March 15, 2019
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Northeasterner

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Someone from the northeast corner of the United States (East of Ohio and North of Maryland). Common traits include snobbish elitism, thinking 85 degrees is extreme heat, thinking people in the middle of the country either live in destitute or in the Wild West, being over-the-top and irrational in their sports fandom (particularly Eagles fans), having terrible food tastes, thinking those living in a rural area live in the wilderness, and more

They can be identified by their abnormal accents (especially those from Boston). Synonyms include yankee, east coaster, and New Englander.
Northeasterner: You said you’re from Tulsa, right? You guys still ride hours everywhere? I think I saw that in a documentary.

Other person: Wow, you’re such a northeasterner. You’re so out of touch with your fellow Americans.
by MahomesForMVP November 14, 2019
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northwesterning

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Not closing the deal; having a victory in hand, but somehow finding a way to lose. Northwesterning is particularly defined within college sports, but relates to all sports in general
In the 2003 NLCS, the Chicago Cubs engaged in Northwesterning during game 6 after the Steve Bartman incident
by TimBeckmanLOUDNOISES November 18, 2013
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