millenial handshake

When two or more individuals are too occupuied by their mobile devices that they run into each other and continue on without so much as a word.

He walked away from a millenial handshake angered by his break in concentration

millenial handshake by Gstergg July 13, 2017

Pre-Millenial 

Something that was common before 2000 A.D.

"Will Smith is so pre-millenial"

Pre-Millenial by TTRIGG July 16, 2009

Millenial snap 

Similar to a snap or chop. Smoking a personal bowl of weed out of a bong but instead of tobacco, a fat cloud is ripped from the Juul.

Dude: Hey bro, you got any cigs? I’m trying to rip a chop.
Bro: Nah dude. We just ran out of American spirits. You can bum my juul and rip a millenial snap though.

Millenial snap by Chopchopper November 25, 2018

Millenials 

Creatures that died from being shot by the government when trying to illegally enter a military base aka Area 51

Grandkid: Grandpa, what was the 2000s like?
Grandpa: Have you ever heard of millenials?

Millenials by Bank Ching Ching July 21, 2019

millenia

A fantasy football team owned by a faggot. He has an insatiable hunger for Jenny Mao's booty. Fellatio is also high on his list. Goatse is his idol.

RegginsFromTheSouth: what the heck is the millenia....
The Viet: A team owned by a fucking loser.

millenia by The Viet September 9, 2008

Millenials 

The pinnacle of doom

Have you been on YouTube lately? OMG the kids comments are insipid and they get 600 likes! ..

oh and the spelling and grammar is appalling and I end like a schoolteacher correcting them... millenials are the pinnacle of DOOM..

Millenials by Miss Beachy October 31, 2019

millenial mullett 

haircut - featuring razor cut sides and or crown spikes and a streak of long (usually highlighted) hair at the back for the emo look or medium length feathery layers and a sweep of long bangs brushed to one side for the preppy but edgy types

Tom Kaulitz, Pete Wentz, and Zac Efron
would span the spectrum of the millenial mullett.

millenial mullett by stewlala April 15, 2009