Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! by Breadcat February 10, 2021

I missed the part where that's my problem 

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

i need to B my L on someone's Ts 

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

i need to B my L on someone's Ts by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

i need to B my L on someone's T's 

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

i need to B my L on someone's T's by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

i got ups in my day-z's 

usually spoken by gays or homosexuals meaning that they have a foreign object in their ass

Dude, yesterday I got ups in my day-z's. It felt so good.

i got ups in my day-z's by moslinda poik May 12, 2008

i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) 

used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father

dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?

baby momma to dad: no

dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!

baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.

i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) by brj365 February 5, 2012

I got ups in my Day-Z's 

I got props from the G's

"Hey man I got ups in my Day-Z's"

I got ups in my Day-Z's by Eng dynasty April 2, 2008