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Muskratted

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when you put every foreseeable step into a plan to ensure success, when suddenly out of no where, an unforeseen issues arises totally ruining the plan.
Ricky got muskratted when only one foreman on site had permit training, and the laid off the foreman that morning.
by Rickybobby1 February 27, 2019
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the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.
When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.
by ruggala December 24, 2004
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Muskrat Karma

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Muskrat Karma is the karma created for leaving a Muskrat's Nest. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad Muskrat Karma. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest to the deserving breeds good Muskrat Karma.
Example of bad Muskrat Karma:

Jake: Rob, I just built a huge Muskrat's Nest in my grandma's bathroom! Isn't that some funny shit!?

Rob: Damn, Jake! That's not funny at all! Don't you know that creates bad Muskrat Karma for you? Now you're destined to be Muskrat's Nested yourself!

Jake: Oh, God! Where's the shovel?

Example of good Muskrat Karma:

Rob: Jake, I just snuck into the lady's room and built the largest Muskrat's Nest EVER! That'll teach this shitty restaurant to have shitty service!

Jake: <LOL> Yeah it will! Dude, you're totally gonna get some good Muskrat Karma! I doubt anyone will ever Muskrat's Nest your bathroom ever again!

Rob: High Five!!
by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010
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muscatine

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a small shitty town, that is amazingly boring. where the only thing people do is drink, smoke pot, or have sex. if you don't do anything that alters your state of mind, than you are a big fat loser & should go die, in a hole... by yourself.
you: do you want to go to muscatine?
me: do i want to get fucked up today..?
me: sure why not, what else is there to do?!
you: awesome, lets go!
by rachel burey June 27, 2008
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A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.
The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.
by RockCock555555 February 14, 2012
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dirty muskrat

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old man that prefers anal sex with teenage girls
i was being followed by a dirty muskrat at the mall.
by dirty muskrat August 24, 2008
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3 Muscateers

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Three really close friends and buddies. Not to be confused with the old 3 Musketeers. Muscateers don't necessarily have to fight crime with swords like the Musketeers.
1. Dang those 3 Muscateers are so close they're like gay for each other.

2. Look its the 3 Muscateers from Muscatel.
by Donutfilling August 21, 2009
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