mollywop

to accidentally smack yourself in the genitalia.

While pulling on his pants, Joe Schmo mollywopped himself so hard he cried.

by Rauer May 11, 2006

Mollywopped

To (mollywop) that bitch is to leave an impression of the head of your penis on someone's forhead.

Hey bro, she passed out drunk so I mollywopped that bitch...

by Manny P III December 21, 2018

Mollywop

1. to hit someone with a Mollywop stick

You just got Mollywoped sucka!!

by Will Busch April 23, 2006

Mollywopped

Mollywopped: the state when you are way too high off of Molly (MDMA) and in your own awesome world.

Dude I was so mollywopped last night! I kept seeing awesome visuals and was high as hell for like 6 hours!

Damn I got mollywopped last night.

by Xan-E September 7, 2017

Mollywopped

when someone gets hurt in a very odd way

"dude yesterday I got Mollywopped so hard by a tree branch!"

by Wintercrown6859 January 10, 2022

Mollywop

Mollywop is a ghetto way of saying
IMA BEAT YO ASS!

Ima mollywop Ousman cuz he annoying

by everyonelovess_me March 20, 2023

Mollywop

An inflatable hammer used to brutally beat someone with, in a friendly manner. (I think)

Get ready for this mollywop!

by 'boner October 7, 2023