Mullan

An overweight and lazy compulsive masturbator with little or no intellectual ability and lacking the communicative skills of normal new-borns. Often seen with spiders/caps on their heads.

Danny: Mullan's a right Hun, isn't he?
Dave: Yes he is.
Jaymee: I agree.
Red Ranger: Definitely is.
Paddy: Affirmative
Gut: I'm overweight too...

by Dave the Great December 13, 2004

mullahey

A website which had hidden code to install spyware on your computer.

Your website is a mullahey!

by Thaddius April 14, 2004

mulaney's law

Mildly inconvenienced people, typically white, comparing relatively harmless, "insults," to the n-word. This is in relation to a quote by John Mulaney, which goes, "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word."

First, "ok boomer," was controversial, and now I can't say Karen? Mulaney's Law strikes again!

by some_rando_12 April 5, 2020

Mulaney Nation

The best place on earth, a comforting place for all John Mulaney fans, the best at making fancams, my loves.

wow! I really wish I could be a part of Mulaney Nation!

by official river song lover February 15, 2021

Jade Mullan

Jade Mullan is like most girls...a hure. She will steal your man and possibly your girl too. If Jade Mullan is near make sure to hide your partner she will take even if she already had 10 of them.

That girl Jade Mullan is a real hure.

by Outbeefinpeepsxxx July 26, 2019

John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.

Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!

by the goddamn door July 25, 2021

dylan mulvaney

a tiktoker who is SO FUCKING PRECIOUS AND SO ADORABLE AND I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH! ISTG IF I SEE ONE MORE TIKTOK SLANDERING DYLAN I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WONT EAT WITHOUT A STRAW

day 100 of being a girl!!!!! - dylan mulvaney

i love dylan mulvaney so much! she’s so cute and fjahshajsjsjfjsjsnsnd

by deputydipshit June 22, 2022