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mggsexual

a person who is only attracted to matthew gray gubler and will never love anyone else more than they love matthew
p1: guys i’m coming out as mggsexual!

p2: what’s that mean?
p1: i’m only attracted to matthew gray gubler
by ryleigh gray gubler December 31, 2020
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Mapsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to maps. Often found Deviantart, AlternateHistory.com and R/Mapporn
Dude, you look at maps waaay to much

I just love the land masses man, the full rivers, the curvy borders, ahh....

That confirms it, he's a Mapsexual.
by XxPranksxX34 April 25, 2017
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malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.
Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.
by yoskippy March 31, 2013
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Faux-Mosexual

1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. Reminiscent of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance in the movie Boat Trip.

(note: this never really works!)

2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)

3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
1.)

Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"

Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"

Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"

2.)

Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"

3.)

craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
by blagwell December 12, 2009
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suisexual

a person who is neither heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. they are not attracted to anyone but themselves, therefore, they jackoff a lot.
Fuck sex, I'm a suisexual! Vaginas and penises are GROSS!
by Dan and Amanda May 5, 2006
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musicsexual

Someone who can be aroused by music and who sometimes masturbates to music (and music only - no pictures or videos).
Electronica is sexy. I am a musicsexual.
by musicsexual October 27, 2010
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Multisexual

Multisexual is the term to describe when one feels sexual attraction to more than one gender. It can be used as an umbrella term for pan, bi, poly, omni, and others, or as a standalone term.

Some people who have adopted the term use it as a means to say “different things affect my attraction towards different sexes and genders, so instead of trying to vocalize all these factors and make a complicated definition, I’m just using multisexual as opposed to bisexual or polysexual”.
I am multisexual. I am attracted to many different identities.
by Synp January 20, 2019
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