muftard

Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.

"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.

by quiktekk February 27, 2008

Muffnuts

n. A delicious delicacy comprised of a cross between a muffin and a doughnut, where the doughnut is shaped like a muffin.

"Dude, keep your filthy hands off my muffnuts"

by Leo The Baker August 20, 2013

mufunwa

Very loving and lovely . Loved by many for his friendly nature and caring heart . A handsome individual with beautiful eyes .

Mufunwa is inspiring, he is love .

by Elevenn November 23, 2021

Mufungle

1. A threat to violently tickle someone's balls. 2. Tickling someone's balls in a violent manner.

1. "If you don't answer me I am going to mufungle you."
2. "I want you to mufungle me."

by The Mufungler May 3, 2023

mufti

arabic for Muslim legal scholar but also arabic slang for smart-ass or know it all ... kind of like calling someone poindexter or maybe sarcastically calling them professor

my son, the mufti, was always full of opinions

by Mufti Bove February 18, 2005

muffnut

An unfortunate combination of slang terms for vagina and testicles. Trademarked in Canada by a cafe owner to denote a jelly filled muffin.

Meet me at the cafe for coffee and muffnuts?
No way, that sounds disgusting!

by RedWaiter July 5, 2007

mufungo

Main Entry: Mufungo
Pronunciation: mufngo
Function: adjective
Etymology: Murray Hill, from the old odiforous meaning to stank, stink, or repulse
1 : Blinding Stank beyond belief
2 a : offensive to the nose : RANK b : offensive or unpleasant to all senses
3 : morally offensive or objectionable <mufungo--the ugliest smell of all>

As she disrobed an omnipitent odor wafted towards him. This was mufungo of biblical proportions.

by JB aka DS February 9, 2006