"muffy" (or muffin top familiaris) as named by Sir Paul James on his recent trip to the anglo americas - A "muffy" is a woman of anglo persuasion who is clearly rotund and known for her "muffin top" accenting her already curvaceous body shape.
For those who enjoy a woman with a proper "muffin top" it is a delight to locate a genuine "MUFFY" in cosmopolitan areas as they are known to normally isolate themselves to their area of origin (Connecticut).
For those who enjoy a woman with a proper "muffin top" it is a delight to locate a genuine "MUFFY" in cosmopolitan areas as they are known to normally isolate themselves to their area of origin (Connecticut).
Hey, Tom I noticed your taste for Rubenesque women wearing J-brand jeans 2 sizes too small. I located a genuine Muffy (top and all) over at Norwood. I'm sure you will be busy sinking your teeth into that for days.
by masherdashersplasher02 November 04, 2010
A term used by males to describe a girl who is ugly yet many other males still continue to have sex with her
Guy 1: Guess who I just banged?
Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?
Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany
Guy 2: That muffy chick?..... I'd bang her too.
Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?
Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany
Guy 2: That muffy chick?..... I'd bang her too.
by Th3lawmak3r76 October 04, 2012
Noun; A Muffy is a real sus or gay person
Adjective; Used to describe a person on a scale from lamon to muffy
Adjective; Used to describe a person on a scale from lamon to muffy
by Mrs. Flanigan September 25, 2020
by Take-n-bake November 13, 2018
Can also be spelt "muffy." It's an Australian slang term.
See Bean-o's definition of "muffy." Basically, it's what you'd call "going down" on a woman.
See Bean-o's definition of "muffy." Basically, it's what you'd call "going down" on a woman.
by Bean-o April 30, 2003
by Country K October 30, 2017
n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."
by SkidMarkyMark May 02, 2006