Mudkid

(M-uh-D-k-i-d)(n) A teen-aged pubescent boy or girl commonly known to smoke cigarettes, skip class, shout obnoxiously loud in the halls, walk really slow, wear gigantic basketball jerseys or clothing from hot topic, and are basically the scum of the earth because they dont contribute to society and will never accomplish anything

Mudkid: I fuckin hate class. Lets go outside and smoke a blunt. But first lets yell into classrooms and at people walking down the halls.

Bro: ............scum

by Slay the Mud-Rats March 3, 2008

mudkipz

A long time ago, a kid asked another kid that was crazy about pokemon if he liked mudkips. The kid answered with very bad grammar and very enthusiasticly that he loved them. The first person asked if he would f*** one and before he said "if you were a mudkip" the kid agreed in the affirmative. The first kid said that he happened to have a mudkip doll with him and when he pulled it out, the mudkip lover had whipped off his pants and was on the ground actually f***ing it.

Not to get between a man and his mudkipz, the guy stepped away while a crowd began to form around the strange boy. (The following is what is believed to happen) A girl tried to take the doll, the insane boy bit her. Naturally this pissed off her football-captain esque boyfriend who gathered some of his buddies and beat the living s*** out of the kid. (The following is confirmed)

When a teacher came, the students were sent to their classrooms. Eventually, there was an announcement over the loudspeaker that requested the football team members to come forward and also an individual who had thrown a flaming plush mudkip doll into the library. Over the loudspeaker came the voice of a woman later identified as the weird boy's mother screaming "You little motherfuckers, I'll sue!" But was quickly shut down.

So I ask you, do you leik mudkipz?

Person 1: Do u leik mudkipz???
Person 2: ... *Punch*

by Garrett Miles February 5, 2008

Mudtipping

To use fecal matter as lubrication for masturbation. (Coined by the legendary one and only, Mister PeePee, on the Glory Hole Radio podcast.)

Mister PeePee was getting chaffed from jerking off dry, so he decided to try mudtipping.

by GHR 2011 May 20, 2011

Mudkiss

A mudkiss is an act of love and / or of recreation when two willing participants drop trow, and gleefully press their anuses together, often in the context of poopy, dripping, and in some occasions sweaty conditions.

I thought we might just go out for dinner, but our passions got the best of us, so we laid down some newspaper, and we leaned in under the moonlight for a sultry mudkiss

by Mudkisser4U September 1, 2019

mudklip

A superior being that was sent by god (Mudkip) himself. Mudklip is a prominent member of the cult of Mudkip. Mudklip is an extremely famous individual with well over (3) followers on twitter, making him much more famous than all of you peasants

What the fuck’s a Mudklip

by Mudklip December 7, 2022

so i herd u liek mudkipz

#1: A term used when asking if someone lieks mudkipz.
#2: A n00b term used to insult someone who likes pokemon.

Please refer to mudkipz for more information on them.

#1: So i herd u liek mudkipz?
#2: So i herd u liek mudkipz?

by Dark Rukario November 15, 2007

mudkitty

Left wing troll who stalks right wing websites endlessly, even when universally loathed, banned or otherwise told to go away.

Dang girlfriend, I got me a mudkitty on my blog and dat bitch won't go away.

by Miss. Thang May 23, 2008