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Mother love me, long time, long time

a meme once said by dizaster as a diss track to jin.
Jin: America Bad
Dizaster: Mother love me, long time, long time
Sucky sucky fucky fucky
Wonton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Wonton, Hong Kong, wonton
One time, one time, wonton
Love me long time
Feed on my long schlong
Go back to Hong Kong gong
I'll send you back to Hong Kong
Pair a wonton, wonton,

Disengenuious dense motherfucker 

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world
YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

do you listen to mother mother 

girl: hey do you listen to girl in red?
nb: nope i listen to mother mother
girl: oh sorry do you listen to mother mother?
nb: yep!

Dead beat mother

A deadbeat mother is a woman who puts herself ahead of the needs of her children. A woman who thinks because she has a vagina doesnt have to pay childsupport, or do anything the court demands her to do. They most likey suffer from a narcissistic personality disorder. They also do not understand there is a big diffrence between an actual mother, and a biological mother.
She is such a dead beat mother for not paying her childsupport.
Dead beat mother by ALV-T83 May 25, 2012

mother rumpin 

Used often by pre-teen girls on twitter, "Mother Rumpin" is often used as a way of saying "mother fucking" or more literally "I'm scared to swear on twitter because my parents insist on following me." Often used while tweeting the pope, can be directly translated into latin as Mater Caudam. Girls who use this expression often have a liking for furry animals such as dogs.
@liz_gardener: Ain't nobody fresher than the Mother Rumpin pope

@corksauce69: Dang righteous girl

@ThePope: I mother-rumped your dad when he was your age ;)
mother rumpin by danzaks69 February 24, 2013