Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.

Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.

by HotPizza February 18, 2017

monogamous hole

It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".

Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.

by Zentastic January 26, 2018

Serial monogamous

A person who pursues depth, connection, growth and monogamy in another human being for a significant amount of time until reaching a plateau to pursue the next relationship.

A person who craves meaningful connection in a monogamous relationship in short amounts of time, whether weeks, months or years.

I’ve had six boyfriends back-to-back in the past 15 years in relationships that lasted two to three years each. I’m a serial monogamous.

by daniellethecreative_ December 7, 2018

Monogamous

Extreme embarrassment from wearing those pants with the lines over the knees.

Finn is monogamous

by Panzzy8pie August 16, 2022

Monogamous

The Opposite of Polyamory.
The state where 2 people exclusively date each other, and is usually the default assumption when entering a relationship.

L: Hey, I love you.
J: I can't, enter a relationship with you, I am in a Monogamous Relationship with K

by That One Tae Girl May 8, 2022

Monogamous Friend

A person someone has chosen to have as their one and only friend.

M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."

by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021

Monogamous Pornstar

A pornstar who only fucks her boyfriend or husband for OnlyFans or Pornhub channel.

Laura Earnesty, Stella Violet, Katiana Kay, Alexa Pearl, Carrie Cummings, Amber Ajami, Miki Blue, Wett Melons, Amedee Vause, and Julia Goddess are examples of monogamous pornstars who only fuck their boyfriends or husbands.

A guy watching porn: Ugh! This guy is circumcised! I hope this pornstar has a video with an intact guy instead. (Checks her Pornhub channel and views info) Great, they're a couple. Of course the guy’s foreskin is cut. I hate monogamous pornstars with circumcised boyfriends.

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 2, 2024