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Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
1Hey bro I just chinese monkey fucked you!

2 Hey lets go chinese monkey fuck samantha
by Hi firends September 16, 2013
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this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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similar to a cluster fuck. However this only fequires one person.
dude your work looks like a monkey fuck.
by Pee Wee May 1, 2003
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“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”
by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022
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A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.
Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?
by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006
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The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.
Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.
by fLeers March 17, 2013
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Monkey Fuck Charging

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When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?
by Villainous March 24, 2023
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