Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
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you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
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