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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..
by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025
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Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair
Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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Froze the balls of a brass monkey

This phrase is often used when it's bloody cold.

The origin of this phrase stems from the early explorers when traveling at sea in the icey cold. A brass monkey was used to hold the cannon balls in a pyramid shape, when it became freezing cold the holder ( brass monkey)would contract and the cannon balls would fall off.
This morning I went outside to take the bins out front, it was that cold it would of froze the balls of a brass monkey .
by Shaggenshano July 12, 2017
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freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Statement about the temperature being very cold.

Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004
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freeze the balls off a brass monkey

A reference to extreme cold. According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term “brass monkey” and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey’s extremities, appears to have originated in the book “Before the Mast” by C.A. Abbey published in 1857. It was said that it was so cold that it would “freeze the tail off a brass monkey.”. The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls.
The first taxi man George encountered in Brooklyn said, "It is cold fit to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
by Vigfus April 27, 2016
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Freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.
It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by WxDub December 19, 2016
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