Mophead

A type of straight boy who looks and acts gay with shaggy hair. They tend to have a lot of confidence chatting up girls despite being ugly. They are very bland and basic. This species of men could be found in the US and England.

“Omg Alexia not you chatting another mophead they are so cringe, you milf!”

by we hate strawb February 13, 2021

Madhead

A person with a completely incomprehensible thought process.

Some absolute madhead bought me some non alcoholic lager. You’re more than welcome to it.

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Mophead

Frontally placed moppy hair mass that is trending on young boys these days.

Benson is such a mophead. I find all the young boys look alike these days, they have this frontally placed moppy hair mass lol

by Estrogenetics March 15, 2024

Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard

Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”

by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022

ps moThead

Piss mold head

“Ew she’s a ps mothead”
“What?”
“Her head smells like piss”

by Beautyyyyyyyyyxx November 16, 2022