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Mms

She changed my life mms.
She made my heart feel different from the rest mms.
by Urbanmansteven February 15, 2026
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MMS

Male Manipulator Syndrome. It can only be diagnosed in Mic Up, and it is not curable.
We hate to inform you that you’ve been diagnosed with MMS.
by adachybaby December 28, 2025
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mms kids

MMS kids, or maplewood middle school kids, claim they are better than soms kids. however, in actuality, mms kids are uneducated, loud, overreactive, dramatic, basic, retarded dalits who deserve the electric chair. they've never heard of showers, so you better be careful stepping into their school. the stench may kill you. they have terrible senses of humor and taint everything they touch, like indian dalits. DO NOT INTERACT.
"mms kids smell like 18th century england"
"fuck, now i have to bathe in boiling water, an mms kid just brushed my shoulder while passing"
"wtf mms kid, shut the fuck up! you're so not funny"
"you're so damn loud! what're you, an mms kid?"
"soms kids > mms kids"
by large brain society June 19, 2019
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MMS GANG

A Sur Trece gang. Stands for Mexicanos Malditos Sureños 13.
(NOT related to MS 13)
A couple rivals: FUCK newhall 13, brown familia 13, & canyones 13!
BUSTER: Ey homie dont fuck with that Sureño
CHAPETE: Why dog?
BUSTER: Cus he's from Barrio M.M.S.
CHAPETE: Oh shit i heard they dont play games!

Man homie they cant touch us! We come from that big bad sur side gang, straight MMS GANG! All the south west, california to texas.
by CRAZY CASPER April 16, 2008
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MMS Salvador

MMS Salvador means to play call of duty and not reset his stats what a fuck bitch!
Jordan was fadiying Around with MMS Salvador yesterday in the locker rooms and bath tub.
by FaZe Alkas October 27, 2016
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food mms

(n).

Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy

(v).

food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.

the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.

food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.

For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:

ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"

eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"

The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Stef (sitting in office at the computer): *phone goes off*... *opens message* .... "Oh that bastard!"

Jack (also in office): "Anything the matter Stef?"

Stef: "That bastard arsehole friend of mine from school just sent me a picture of a coffee flan that he's about to eat, I love coffee flan!!"

Jack: "Har har har cop it sweet, sounds to me like you've just been hit with a food mms!!"
by gonzo.0 August 23, 2009
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no mms

Professor: You’re 10 page essay is due today.
Student: NO MMS SIR
by FeKING May 14, 2018
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