brat mitzvah

2) The bat mitzvah of a spoiled rotten brat or a child with excessive belongings
1) A wedding-like event for a 13 year old

Did you get an invite to that Brat Mitzvah? Heard it's going to be off the wall!

by MHAPZ December 19, 2010

Bro Mitzvah

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history,and learn and memorize a hymn, poet or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.

We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzvah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.

by Tee Adams June 10, 2017

Par Mitzvah

When all golfers in a group make a par on a hole.

"We all made par? That's a par mitzvah!"

by Shopsy June 4, 2021

bat mitzvah

The feminine equivalent of a bar mitzvah. Whereas the bar mitzvah is a coming-of-age ceremony for boys on their 13th birthday that dates back hundreds of years, the bat mitzvah was created in the early 20th century. It was not until the 80s and 90s though that they became widely celebrated.
The reason bat mitzvahs exist is not because of tradition, but insteada because women, and girls need to feel equal to men, and boys in every way now, to the nth degree.
The bat mitzvah begins in the temple, with the formal service, and then is followed by a lavish reception.
Some hallmarks are: Screaming young girls, trendy deejays, and expensive party gifts.

Daddy said money is no object for my bat mitzvah because I'm his princess.

by Woody10187 October 30, 2006

Minnesota Bar Mitzvah

A right of passage for men in Minnesota. The ritual consists of donning your best flannel, heading to northern Minnesota, finding a bear and killing it in hand to hand combat. After the bear is killed, you must take the blood and rub it on your face. This will stimulate healthy beard growth. When the ritual is complete, you are now a Minnesota man.

I am going to the north shore for my Minnesota Bar Mitzvah

by Flounder89 May 29, 2016

Bar Mitzvah

Coming of age celebration for Jewish children. Not a reason to generalize about an entire religion, or make yourself look like an ass.

Just because you're Wicca doesn't mean you're right.

by GreenJustice May 20, 2005

car mitzvah

when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. By doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish

Phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothafuckas Chester, Kern, and Roo Baggins

by ac fresh February 25, 2009