Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.

Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.

by weaselman March 30, 2012

Pickle Mitten

Vegetable flavored condom.

Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"

by currbe March 18, 2015

Dangerous Mittens

cats.

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Andrew Mitten

Homosexual

That guy named Andrew Mitten is really gay

by Hawgfawma October 3, 2021

Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

by Debbie M. March 12, 2021

mettle

the ability or driving force of an individual to persevere when they think they can't go any farther.

man, I was about to throw it in during that last round, but then I got a huge dose of mettle.

by p!ss3d 0Ff Ho++ Sh!T March 6, 2009

That's so mattledud

This would be used after mattledud says anything at all. Note: The "so" should be in italics.

That's so mattledud

by mattledud April 29, 2011