Mitched

When a person drinks so much, they start puking endlessly...eventually filling up buckets full of it.

"Dude, Sam couldn't stop throwing up last night!"
"I know! She was so Mitched!"

by Katie is Radio August 15, 2008

Mitch

Mitch is the ugliest, skinnest, black nigga alive.
And most likely has friends named Prince, Kevin, and Fernando.

Good thing im not Mitch.

by MemeGod1010 March 07, 2020

Mitch

...a male bitch who causes trouble or makes life miserable for others just because they feel like they can and laughs about all the chaos they're causing...

...Mitch McConnell...

Mitch McConnell is blocking everyone from getting their 2000 stimulus checks, he's really living up to his name!

by bottomboy tj December 30, 2020

Mitch

A rather self centred individual with the constant need to make smart ass comments. Very focused on his looks, as he is self-conscious about his height. He makes up for his short, stocky appearance with a nice ass and amazing musical talent.

If I had several shots of tequila, I would tell Mitch that his ass is perfect.

by lucycaffrey April 03, 2011

Mitch

A pussy who fucks with taken women and can't be a man about it!
Mitches usually have bad teeth low IQ and are attracted to the mentally ill.

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"

by Randybobany January 29, 2017

A Mitch

An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."

"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."

by Brenda Murphy September 17, 2011

Mitch

short for "man bitch". An extremely moody (or bitchy) man.

girl: so what is your friend being all pissy for?
boy: oh, he's just being a mitch

by jamminguitarist February 03, 2010