grandmothers mink coat

The hairball you shit out after giving head to an extremely hairy man.

After giving Nico a blowjob, I dropped my grandmothers mink coat off at the porcelain idol.

by mirk the man May 17, 2011

mink

slang for a member of the travelling community

look out ! the minks are coming !

by greasy23 July 4, 2006

American Mink

A sexually attractive con artist (non specific to gender identification or sexual orientation) with "genie-like magic" seduction skills used for their nefarious pleasure in taking short term advantage of victims who are seduced in a public place, often at bar. The American Mink will con for sport without any need for what they can take from victims. They are named after a wild animal, a small cute weasel; the American Mink with exquisite fur, this animal drinks blood and will over-kill when hunting for sport often not eating it's dead prey and leaving carnage and wasted corpses.

I fell for a beautiful girl at the bar last night, she made me feel like king of the world, when I woke up this morning my wallet and car keys were gone. I should have realized she was too good to be true, she was an American Mink.

by ELMH November 29, 2021

shit like a mink

A saying coined and used exclusively by the late Anthony Bourdain, assumed to be a euphemism for diarrhea onset by hot and spicy food.

“This curry is going to make me shit like a mink later.”

by A/UM/E May 17, 2023

mink

(noun) An extremely awesome group of girls who are beyond fabulous. Everyone wants to be a mink, but very few can because it is an exclusive group.

Round up the minks, were going bowling!

by mink101 December 12, 2011

mink

To be of glamor, eye popping, JUST FCKING MINK, U NO WHAT I MEAN!!!!

That car is fcking MINK!!!!!

by SvEvAnAtEr? December 7, 2006

mink

excellent, perfect. like cool, only minker. probably derived from "mint".

so mink it hurts. you dont know your mink from your lame. that was mink. how mink was that?

by g February 10, 2004