Mince

verb 'to mince'
To spend 'quality' time with your gf when you could be having much better time with your mates and you know it.
In extreme cases one might say 'boiling a bag of mince'

Wheres steve wasnt he supposed to be coming for a surf?
Nah hes on the fucking mince.
Surprise sur-fucking-prise

or

You out on thursday
Nah mate im boiling a bag of mince
Aeeetn

by johhnyboygomez June 20, 2005

MINCE

what to shout at somebody who looks homosexual in anyway (walking, clothes, facial expression)

paul: hey nick look at that guy
nick: yeah he looks gay
paul: *shouts& MINCE!!

by paul of death October 21, 2003

mince

adj.
1. acne or pimples

verb.
1. to 'pop' acne or pimples

Alex: "Thomas bro, your mince is bad as today!"

Thomas: "far i had a mean mincing session today"

by Skintightaz June 24, 2007

mince

Ugly

"Her face is all mince."

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Mince

Death Metal

I feel like listening to some mince

This Cannibal Corpse album is pretty mincey

by Altar Of Death December 7, 2003

mince

Has now changed from the way a homosexual would walk, to a old womens vagina.

shutup you mince

by Mant November 6, 2008

Mincing

Feeling an undeniable urge to be extra as hell and crumble/grind all of your ingredients when cooking with a special mincing too. If the chef fails to mince all ingredients while cooking then a penalty of -1 point will be served to the chef.

Alex: Hey, have you started cooking yet?
Megan: Not yet, I'm too busy mincing the garlic
Alex: You're extra as hell

by David Peter Butts March 16, 2020