Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

by Legendary D June 21, 2009

Milwaukee of Mice

An indeterminate number of mice living in a human residence.

Contrasting the term "Mischief of Mice" refers generically to any large number of mice...)

There's a milwaukee of mice in that hole in the cupboard under the sink.

by cortitto September 14, 2011

Milwaukee Broiler

Attempting to and successfully taking a shit in another person's oven and leaving it there for that person to find the next day. Turning the oven on and backing the shit is optional.

Tim was so drunk last night that he tried to give you a Milwaukee Broiler but shit his pants before he got the oven open.

by Tyberus January 3, 2010

Milwaukee Doorbell

The act of incessantly beeping your car horn in front of a persons house instead of going up to ring the doorbell.

All right man, I'll be by your house in about 20, listen for the Milwaukee Doorbell

by Jrock414 April 24, 2011

Milwaukee handshake

hand job while wearing a work glove

This road is rougher than a Milwaukee handshake.

by itstrue42 April 29, 2013

Milwaukee's Best

Cheep beer. But not like, "Oh dear God! What have I done with my life!?" cheep beer. More along the lines of, "Well... fuck it. Things could be worse." cheep. But for about $13 a 30 rack, what do you really have to lose?

Person 1: "I picked up a 30 rack of Milwaukee's Best."
Person 2: "Nice. Let's get drunk and forget that everything sucks!
Person 3: "I lost my job and I'm now homeless. I think I'll stick with a steel reserve. Milwaukee's Best is just too good for me."

by gypsy_lady4092 May 24, 2018

old milwaukee

The cheapest beer at 14-0. $2.99 for a six pack of tall-boys. "It doesn't get any better than this!" (it doesnt get any CHEAPER than this.) My favorite beer (price)

j: im going on a beer run, need anything
d: heres 12 quarters, six pack of the OM
j: mmm Old Milwaukee

by jamsalot May 16, 2007