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mommy milk man 

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.
Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!
mommy milk man by GotBUSH November 21, 2016

The Milk Man 

When you are pumping a pregnant chick and as you bust a nut in her you squeeze her titty so you get a mouth full of milk.
Last night i gave your wife a the milk man
The Milk Man by Milkkkkkman June 27, 2017

The milk man 

My mom's black and white toy she puts in her spiecal spot
Me-"Nice toy mom"
Mom-"Fr he's the milk man"

Joe the Milk Man 

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
Joe the Milk Man by memes124 April 7, 2021

Man Milk 

Semen, Sperm, etc.

Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.
Michael gave some man milk to Lily after she begged him. Lily forgot she was streaming...
Man Milk by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) February 22, 2021

man milk 

The warm, moist, milky white fluid that discharges from the penis when excited.
"When you milk a mans udder, man milk comes out!!"

"When Kathleen and Leslie started to milk my udder, my man milk sprayed all over their faces, although my man milk was displeasing to taste.