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Super MILF 

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
Super MILF by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011

National Have Sex With A Milf Night 

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

Sarah Palin MILF 

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.

Soy MILF 

Type One: A Granola MILF, or a MILF that enjoys the outdoors and eats particularly healthy.

Type Two: A lactating MILF, who has recently given birth.
Dude, did you check out that chick on the hiking trail, she was a total Soy MILF.

Dude, did you see that babe at the day care center, she was a complete Soy MILF.
Soy MILF by The original Soy MILF January 31, 2010

Sour MILF 

MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) that you wouldn't or a Cougar that has seen better days. Basically any MILF or cougar who obviously believes that she is the shit, when in fact that is what she looks like.

Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small

Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
Janice Dickinson used to be the shit, now she's just a washed up sour MILF.

Sour MILF by Knoxville Johnny March 25, 2007