Midwestern soft

Someone from the Midwest that moved out for greener pastures

Beth is from Ohio but moved to California because she like the weather more and culture and she is gay. Some would say midwestern soft.

by Midwest roots December 2, 2019

Midrated

Midrated means something that is not well known, but is a burning pile of shit in quality. Mostly videos by kids that posts the random thing. May not be well known but bad!

Person 1: Do you know Monopoly for the Wii?
Person 2: Yeah, even though I love the Wii, Monopoly on the Wii is so fucking Midrated!

by The polish man with a big shit January 2, 2023

Midwestern masochist

A blue collar voter from the American Midwest who consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

Midwestern Slang And Bang

When a group of homosexual men all meet up on the side of the road to fuck and suck almost always ends in a bukake

Logan loves himself a good old fashioned midwestern slang and bang

by Mclovin420x September 1, 2023

Midwestern Marx

A bunch of edgy people that haven't left their teenage holodomor denial phase. They continuously make the left look bad with their constant genocide denial (they denied Srebrenica) and their supporting of the CCP. Also, they said that Rich Men North of Richmond was a "socialist song"

Don't waste your time with Midwestern Marx, just pick up the bread book or read some Proudhon.

Person 1: I just came across a group of tankies that were waving around placards and chanting "STALIN FOR WORLD PEACE!"
Person 2: That's what you call a Midwestern Marx.

by BrahRebleck August 21, 2023

midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable of" to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success

Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head.."
*left on read*

by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022

Midwestern Healthy

A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.

That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that

by cheek E monkee July 24, 2010