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A city in Northern California; aka as Motown or The Mo population estimated of 200,000+ One of the best places to live if your chill, outgoing, down & just like to kick back. Nobody will judge you as long as you keep it real & mind your own business. The area code is 209 & the city is mainly over runned by Nortenos & street gangs that you would rather avoid unless you want problems. You'll find any type of drug you want. Downtown- comes alive at night, they have brenden theatre, studio 47, hsn, bars, clubs, restaurants & hella taco trucks. Westside- (WSM) the ghetto, where most black population live, liquor stores, shootings, hobos but alot of the gangster kickbacks, the place to get that sticky green & chill if you like to drink up. Eastside- (ESM) where most of the rich whites & asians stay at. Northside- (NSM) aka the Nasty North. Has the known village to gangsters & also the descent side, has the mall, the runs, always layed back alot of house partys. Southside- (DSSM) aka Deep, where most Latino population stay at, alot of crackheads, they got the fleamarket, taco trucks & hella bomb mexican restaurants. Salida- aka The Cuts, part of Northside, nothing goes on but its a nice, quite place to live. Modesto 209
Example one- Let's hit the runs in northside, pick up some brew at westside market, swoop my boy in eastside, go grub in deep & get some bitches downtown nigga.
Example two: Omg look at all those gangsters kicking it at the park. Oh here comes a chola wearing sweats, hair up & walking fast, she's about to fight! That's how females do in the 209. Talk sh*t get hit.
Example three: Damn that guy must be from the east because he's fine as f*ck/ damn that girl has to be from northside because she hella fine.
Example four: Ay homie, you hear about the fight? That white guy got his sh*t split for dissing Modesto. That's right! Because that's how we get down in the Mo.
Example two: Omg look at all those gangsters kicking it at the park. Oh here comes a chola wearing sweats, hair up & walking fast, she's about to fight! That's how females do in the 209. Talk sh*t get hit.
Example three: Damn that guy must be from the east because he's fine as f*ck/ damn that girl has to be from northside because she hella fine.
Example four: Ay homie, you hear about the fight? That white guy got his sh*t split for dissing Modesto. That's right! Because that's how we get down in the Mo.
by TheMo209 September 4, 2012
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Person 1: "The corn is knee high by the fourth of July."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."
by Freddy15 June 23, 2008
Get the midwest tickler mug.a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.
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You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED
Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy
You: Okay :)
*7 hours later*
Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired
Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer
Your daddy: I'm driving pal
Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then
Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*
*3 hours later*
Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.
Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya
Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.
*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*
You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED
Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy
You: Okay :)
*7 hours later*
Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired
Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer
Your daddy: I'm driving pal
Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then
Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*
*3 hours later*
Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.
Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya
Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.
*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*
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