The murderer of my sanity.
Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.
Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.
But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.
Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.
The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.
Things I will never get back.
Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.
Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.
But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.
Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.
The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.
Things I will never get back.
Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."
Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."
Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."
Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"
Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"
Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."
Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."
Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"
Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"
Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
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