Melties

When someone breaks down in anger or rage and goes into a hypnotic trans of off-topic, schizophrenic rant about society as a whole and the election was fraud, even tho the main topic had nothing to do with that but their anger induced range flings them out of control until they either get tired or someone of authority stops them.

In other words is a durative to what we call a "melt down"

Guy 1: Yo this banana taste great
Guy 2: Yeah it does!
Guy 3: Well bananas ar poison to the brain...
Guy 1: uuhh who asked?
Guy 3: DON'T YOU GET IT SHEEP IT MADE YOU VOTE DEMOCRATE YOU ARE ALL SISSY CAUSE OF BANANAS etc.
Guy2: He's having his melties again

by meltyjohnwiththetinfoilhat April 29, 2021

melty-er

when something is even more melty than melty

"it sure is melty out there, but tomorrow as it warms up, things will start to look even melty-er"

by stephanie kralevich fan December 24, 2008

Melty Cunt

An individual who is an idiot, retard, weapon, belter, twat, melt and cunt all wrapped into one.

Did you see Sean the other day? What a Melty Cunt!

He was all over every single girl last night, like a serial sex pest, groping and grinding and not getting anywhere with it, felt the pain off every single girl, what a Melty Cunt!

by Curtisa88 October 25, 2024

Melty Chocolate Bar

When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit

Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 April 19, 2023

Melty boyz

He is both a twitch and YouTube streamer he is a nice guy and will bring you joy he is one of the world's best cod players

Melty Boyz is a good person and he deserves a GFUEL sponsorship

by Moyoplays125 October 29, 2020

Melty

A word to describe something that is so hot it's melting. Typically used in a way that approves whatever comes before or after it. Very similar to using "hot" or "fire" but to a higher degree. It's above that. It's better than fire, it's melty. (Not to be confused with melting, which typically is used in a romantic sense)

Diego: Damn David, that outfit is melty af.

David: Thank you.

by ArcadiaWithaK August 27, 2022

Meltie

The partnership of Melissa Benoist and Katie McGrath

Meltie at SDCC19 was iconic

by Usrnamegoeshere July 20, 2022