mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

mellingitis

A disease that is characterized by sleeping all day, and sometimes drinking too much.

Person 1: God, that girl fucking sleeps all day.
Person 2: Maybe she has a case of mellingitis

by Porcelain Doll April 30, 2008

Mellinger

One who is generally acceptable in any social environment yet decides to sit lonely at home on Friday nights accompanied by cats and loneliness.

"Hey do you want to go out tonight?"

"Nah, I'm going to be a total Mellinger and chill with my cats tonight."

by marcus huanito February 29, 2012

Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family

Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.

by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023

Melling

Good bloke, funny, likes a curry, Presidential material, oh and a well endowed...

What a Melling, he'll be the 1958 Society President one day.

by Jotham1976 July 4, 2017

Melling

Moulding together. In an great relationship holding each other tight. Hugging each other with passion.

I was Melling my wife last night!

by My definitions are correct October 24, 2017