mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)
It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.
by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011
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Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.
Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever
by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010
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mellingitis

A disease that is characterized by sleeping all day, and sometimes drinking too much.
Person 1: God, that girl fucking sleeps all day.
Person 2: Maybe she has a case of mellingitis
by Porcelain Doll April 30, 2008
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Mellinger

One who is generally acceptable in any social environment yet decides to sit lonely at home on Friday nights accompanied by cats and loneliness.
"Hey do you want to go out tonight?"

"Nah, I'm going to be a total Mellinger and chill with my cats tonight."
by marcus huanito February 29, 2012
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dat mell

When someone stank SO BAD that you can't help but holler and hoot.

Example:
Me: "OUUU KEISHA DAT MELL"
Keisha: ?????
Me: "KEISHA WHAT DAT MELL?!??! IT MELL BAD!!!!!!!"
by vishthefish April 25, 2025
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Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family
Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.
by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023
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Melled

1) Plied with copious amounts of shots until you can't see
2) Persueded to get totally wankered
3) Cracking night out
Went out last night and got totally melled.

Can't believe I got melled again
by SantaPonsa24 May 24, 2024
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