mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

mellingitis

A disease that is characterized by sleeping all day, and sometimes drinking too much.

Person 1: God, that girl fucking sleeps all day.
Person 2: Maybe she has a case of mellingitis

by Porcelain Doll April 29, 2008

Mellinger

One who is generally acceptable in any social environment yet decides to sit lonely at home on Friday nights accompanied by cats and loneliness.

"Hey do you want to go out tonight?"

"Nah, I'm going to be a total Mellinger and chill with my cats tonight."

by marcus huanito May 25, 2012

Melle

He is average height and has the biggest Dick in the hole world. He is a hot and Nice person and of you see him you cant look away. He is a honest and modest.

Girl: wow Melle you have a big Dick
Melle: uh thanks i guess

by Jayjayjdjdhrjxkd November 22, 2021

mells

the most handsomest and finest man in the entire world, someone you can rely on, someone who’s sweet, someone who’s kind and cares for you, someone who makes you happy, someone who treats you like a goddess, someone who spoils you like a princess, the most kindest soul. the most soothing and comforting voice. the most breathtaking looks. the best music taste and style. the most perfect man in the universe and no one can compete with mells. he’s him.

mells is the love of hina’s life 💓

by hina.fr November 27, 2022

mell

Refers to a horse addicted woman, normally when they have brown hair and galaxy eyes

1. Man, did you see her with the horse? She’s such a mell
2. I dated a mell 2 years ago, best decision

by Gkid1005 November 24, 2021