me and bro

A meme about a guy and his friend, also referred to as "bro", who know they are cooked, but they obviously don't say it to each other's faces.

me and bro looking at each other knowing we're cooked

by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Mount me and ride me like a horse

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)

He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

by Hot Meemaw May 17, 2020

Poop on me and lick it off

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.

You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011

one for me and one for my homie

While having a drink, you take a sip then pour a sip on the ground to pay respect for your fallen friend that will never be forgotton while saying the phrase "one for me and one for my homie" . To pay tribute to your fallen friend. Any pour from a drink works but Drinking straight from a 40 oz bottle of Malt Liquer beer gives the most respect

"Thanks my man for the 40 dog, one for me and one for my homies" Then continue drinking the 40 until that bad boy is gone. Crack another.

by meshmatt April 6, 2009

every me and every you

Every me and every you is a fanfic where spencer Reid and y/n get into bdsm. You can find this fanfiction on Wattpad.

Have you read every me and every you yet?

by Peachygubler August 6, 2020

hooray for me and fuck you

A derisive and crass expression, commonly used to convey a notion of self importance and or victory with total disregard for others. Common reactions are less than positive, as some people struggle triumphantly with the development of a sense of humor. It is typically used in a sarcastic fashion or when one is just plain killing it.

me- ha! totally didn't pay for that drink.

them- they forgot to charge you? you should pay for that.

me- right, except hooray for me and fuck you

by dreg14 April 28, 2012