Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.
by cavs5 June 12, 2014
Get the mctouchin gland disorder mug.Noun. An iconic fast food worker who, at the time dubbed his nickname was working at McDonald’s and Taco Bell in Grafton Wisconsin.
I’ve always wanted to meet mctaco! Who’s that? An iconic fast food worker who worked at McDonald’s and Taco Bell
by B-rizzle June 3, 2019
Get the mctaco mug.A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"
Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."
Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."
John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."
Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."
John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.
Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."
John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."
by Adel7 September 8, 2007
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Get the Tim McTim mug.A term to describe someone being owned, usually by words. You just got told. When someone makes a (usually) witty diss/insult of another.
Ricky: I don't understand this man.
Teacher: I just explained it 5 times though.
Ricky: But I still don't get this!
Teacher: Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?
Tommy: Ohhhhhh mcteabag!!
Teacher: I just explained it 5 times though.
Ricky: But I still don't get this!
Teacher: Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?
Tommy: Ohhhhhh mcteabag!!
by TAOCDPv.1.2 September 19, 2011
Get the McTeabag mug.The perfect day where you consume McDonald's food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Is typically followed by the worst day where you purge solid cardboard in your defecate. The McTrifecta has been known to be addictive and will result in diabetes 100% of the time.
After being dumped by my girlfriend I have decided to commit suicide through a strict regime of McTrifectas.
by haloscuba July 23, 2014
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