by EmperorKuzco January 29, 2020
Get the Malina mug.When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.
My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.
by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009
Get the Blinding the Marlin mug.A woman of Indigenous roots who marries or dates strictly white men. Typically selling out the people, culture, and hurting other indigenous people in the process.
“Wow, the Malinches out here really talk about being pro indigenous but love to date the colonizer.”
by Xóchitl August 3, 2022
Get the Malinche mug.1. Malini is an Indian name for a girl.. The name means "another name for the goddess Durga" / someone who loves tending to nature (specially flowers) / Spanish Jasmine flower.
3. A beautiful girl with a beautiful smile and eyes that could light up the world. Malini's are usually very sweet caring and athletic girls who have a taste for the finer things in life. They can and will also put you in your place if you disrespect/offend them. Malini's are fond of animals/nature/the universe and they are loyal to their partners, family and friends.
4. A very sexy, sporty girl with a wild side. She keeps you always hanging on, always wanting more. She is a seductress of sorts, without even trying to be. She normally has a very pretty face and a body to die for.
5. She is love personified. If you find this girl, you must hold on to her no matter what.
3. A beautiful girl with a beautiful smile and eyes that could light up the world. Malini's are usually very sweet caring and athletic girls who have a taste for the finer things in life. They can and will also put you in your place if you disrespect/offend them. Malini's are fond of animals/nature/the universe and they are loyal to their partners, family and friends.
4. A very sexy, sporty girl with a wild side. She keeps you always hanging on, always wanting more. She is a seductress of sorts, without even trying to be. She normally has a very pretty face and a body to die for.
5. She is love personified. If you find this girl, you must hold on to her no matter what.
by Fireheartlover August 22, 2010
Get the Malini mug.by local faggot April 28, 2021
Get the maxine mug.The name of a woman who you never mess with because she has a heart of pure gold. She is beautiful and guys want to date her but she doesn't want them.
She is a sensitive soul and loves true companionship. Not a party girl but would rather be happier reading a good book.
She is a sensitive soul and loves true companionship. Not a party girl but would rather be happier reading a good book.
Malinda is so beautiful and mysterious
by L.s.m.j October 26, 2016
Get the Malinda mug.The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.
To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:
"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
* People getting drop-kicked in the face
* Phallic aggression
* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
* Garish disregard for the well-being of children
* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
* Intimidating rhetoric
* Obscure penile references
* The triumph of flannel over good taste"
- Maddox
To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:
"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
* People getting drop-kicked in the face
* Phallic aggression
* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
* Garish disregard for the well-being of children
* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
* Intimidating rhetoric
* Obscure penile references
* The triumph of flannel over good taste"
- Maddox
Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:
"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock
If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock
If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
by LoganP June 26, 2006
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