Carlos Matos

Wasu wasu wasu wasuuup BITCONNEEEEEECT!!!

Only one way to use this in a sentence.
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"

by Puffmonkey January 22, 2018

the matos

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping

Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.

by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.

There it is…the Matos duck face.

by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023

Matos

Matos means stuff you need to carry an activity whatever the hell that’d be.
It’s a french word and so it’s spread out in all french speaking countries.

My personal favorite use of this word is what is referred to in english as “Stash” and other things. I use Matos to refer to all the shit I use when I’m about to roll a joint (rolling paper, weed, roller, filter, cigarettes ... )

These fellas outdoors and they better not have forgotten their Matos.

Sarah: Tell me you didn’t forget the Matos.

Sam: Fuck ! I knew I forgot something when I left home.

Sarah: Guess we ain’t getting high today :/

by rez_lompardist May 4, 2021

Mato

A guy with a nice personality.
Usually very pretty but doesn't notice it and he doesn't take compliments.
Very smart and has good grades

Person 1: Is that Mato
Person 1: Yeah
Person 1: Ok im gonna go ask him to do my homework

by JoJoIsNotGay420 June 10, 2020

Sarah Camila Merette Matos

Sarah Merette is currently a student, with the sweetest soul and the most beautiful voice. On her way to becoming everything she wants to be and more.

I envy Sarah Camila Merette Matos for all she is, an amazing friend, a talented girl and an angel.

by hmmmszj February 20, 2022

Matosing

When you get an under age girl high, raw dawg her, nut, then spit on her back when you pull out, then feed her a plan b pill the next day.

I saw a Mexican hanging out with your daughter the other day matosing the shit out of her.

by Xijiping August 4, 2022