1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
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"Sounds like a pretty good bullfight to me!"
"Sounds like a pretty good bullfight to me!"
by Angela23 August 23, 2005
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When a hormonal woman forcibly asserts her monthly menstrual blood sacrifice on the unsuspecting innocent male's genitalia, with the force of a raging bull.The rush of crimson red blood on the male's pubic region constitutes marking her territory during this time of fluctuating hormonal rage...
Yo that woman just matadored all over him...
As the hormonal woman slapped the unsuspecting man-bitch across his face, she angrily mounted his penis shaft and proceeded to Matador all over him.
You better shut the fuck up or she will matador all over your blood-stained balls..
As the hormonal woman slapped the unsuspecting man-bitch across his face, she angrily mounted his penis shaft and proceeded to Matador all over him.
You better shut the fuck up or she will matador all over your blood-stained balls..
by one eyed snake a.k.a Lund saab May 6, 2009
Get the Matador mug.The aftermath of anal penetration where the phallus is of such proportions, tbe rectum looks as it might after being gored by a bull's horn.
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; And how were Fanny and Verity when you last saw them?Lord Fredistare Buntwick; Well old chap, Fanny has just finished her second year at Oxford, and Verity has been matador'd by several Galician stable boys!
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; i'm deligbted to hear it!
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; i'm deligbted to hear it!
by Klaatu's Nikto December 1, 2017
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"'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'...Cause there are those guys who, they buy a cow, and then on the side, total matador, but…" --John Mulaney
by Beschützer July 15, 2023
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Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.
Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.
Person A: "Person B, you have got to stop dating Person C. You can't fix them, they're a matador!"
Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."
Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."
by Helicoptamus October 17, 2024
Get the Matador mug.A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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