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Mathgate

A scandal that erupted in the United States in 2009 when reports of jobs saved or created by President Barack Obama's stimulus plan came into question.

When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.

As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.
Some government worker (GW): "Thank god for the stimulus plan, or I would have been fired."

Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"

GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"

SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."
by Creative Destruction November 27, 2009
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Masticate

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom
by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007
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castigate

A kinder alternative to castration frustration., otherwise known as castigating callers hands off when intend cutting off call.
Hey, hands off or I'll castigate you!
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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castigate

The sergeant castigated the private for stepping out of line.
by vimescarrot December 25, 2007
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masticate

uh yeah, it means "chew". that is the literal definition. this isn't a slang word, you morons.
I'd like to masticate the heads off of all the people who make bad submissions to this site.
by Blurforg March 13, 2004
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Mastrigate

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding
by D Flawless December 8, 2019
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Mastigulate

An involuntary execution of every bodily function all at once. such as sneezing, vomiting, bleeding, crying, farting, orgasm , sweating, defecating, salivating, urinating, hiccuping, having a seizure, etc. Generally associated with extreme stress.
That band is so awesome they'll make you mastigulate!

He tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.
by Remo "Uzi" Gwaldabi April 2, 2011
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