malsumis 

Malsumis the god of Chaos and Thorns as well as situational inconveniences. Repeatedly used as a recurring joke in Bleach abridged by Project Mouthwash on YouTube.

"Imagine that you have cheesecake at a party, and it is filled with bees, this is Malsumis. Now imagine a friend fills the cake with poison to kill the bees but now you have poison cheesecake, this is also Malsumis. So your friend fills the cheesecake with antidote to cure the cheesecake but it also cures some of the bees so now you have a cheesecake full of bees that may or may not sting you. That is Malsumis."

My right arm has been possessed by the god of chaos, thorns, and bee infested cheesecake Malsumis.

malsumis by MurderDuck November 7, 2022

mazlum 

Mazlum ist ein seltener Name den oftmals besonders Menschen tragen. Diese Person sind meisten sehr stark, intelligent und präsent. Diese Menschen wollen was großes erreichen wissen aber leider nie genau wie. Mazlum Dogan einer der Einflussreichsten Menschen bei den Kurden verleiht dem Namen die Kostbarkeiten! Trage ihn mit Ehren egal wie viel scheiße du schon durch hast ...

Mazlum, Mazlum-Dogan, Kurdischen, Arabischen, Türkischen,

mazlum by Mezomatt January 7, 2019

Mallum 

Mallum is a name given to a person at birth if they are shit at video games. There have been many Mallums including Mallum! in Counter-Strike Global Offensive. This player has a 0.7 KD and has an average of 3 game sense, compared to the 187623 game sense that players such as polo. have. However, Mallum's tend to only be good with M4-A1S's or AWP's because they are mega-faggots. Mallum is a fat cunt.

Person 1: Bro that dude is so bad, he just potato'd
Person 2: lmfao that niggas a mallum

Mallum looks like Gridlock. Gridlum

Mallum by Gridlum.XTN August 25, 2019

masumi

an addiction to humping trees

"oh i need to masumi right now!"

masumi by bonka November 4, 2006

Masumi

A Half Japanese, Half Caucasian adolescent female who does not appear to be caucasian at all and courts with men 3 grades higher than their current.

Damn look at all these Masumi's. Lets get outta here!

Masumi by Parking Tigers November 28, 2006

mazlum 

"It means coming at the god damn right TIME! not too early and not too late, but at the perfect moment."

-Hey dude, isn't he late??
-Dude, are you kidding me? he's not late at all. He's Mazlum.

mazlum by Mazzylemaz June 5, 2017

malumaholic

Person with a serious addiction to the Artist Maluma

Since she became a Malumaholic, we don’t see her anymore. Malumaing is the only thing she does all day.

malumaholic by Malumaholic November 30, 2018