Skip to main content

Sodomy Marriage 

An alternative to gay marriage. Used by Christians based on the exceedingly wicked city of Sodom in Genesis 19. The definition is derived from the word sodomy (used in Law) which includes homosexuality and bestiality.
John: Some states think 'sodomy marriage' is okay.

Spite marriage 

A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.
"She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn't care -- in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity."
Spite marriage by Luddz June 11, 2015

pre-sexital marriage 

An arrangement in which a couple marries before having engaged in sexual intercourse.
"After several months without sex, Sarah explained to her boyfriend that the needed to take the car for a test drive. She was opposed to pre-sexital marriage."

starter marriage 

Refers to a married couple who probably does not plan on staying together: a "warm up" to a future relationship for both partners. It focuses on convenience instead of commitment.
A starter marriage is the dumbest thing ever. It's an oxymoron becuase the word MARRIAGE infers staying together permamantly. If you don't plan on staying together, why get married? Just break up and stop wasting each other's time for real relationships.

Some-sex marriage 

A marriage where sex is almost non-existent. According to many sex therapists, sex between married partners less than 12 times a year is considered a sexless marriage. This is a some-sex marriage.
Jill took pity on John and had sex once a month. They had a "some-sex marriage".
Some-sex marriage by Glen Allen March 23, 2011

stable marriage 

Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.
Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"