Similar to anal beads, they are small round objects inserted into the rectum for sexual satisfaction. They are meant to be used in moderation and are guaranteed to heighten sexual climax.
Due to insufficient anal satisfaction the homo sapien used ass marbles to enhance their sexual pleasure beyond normal constraints.
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Get the marbles mug.A legal drug made by a company named Nexon. Supposedly free, using the slogan "because you can and it's free" even though people spend $100+ a month on it. Causes many deaths every year. Solely responsible for the financial crash in 2008, when parents, deprived of money because all their children spent it all on Nexon cash, were unable to pay back loans to Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac.
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What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...
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