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Marajuana Diet 

where you only weed when you gots the munchies
"Yo, I'm on a marajuana diet."
"What the hell is that?"
"I only eat when I smoke and get the munchies."
"Wtf is the point of that???"
Marajuana Diet by applepieman October 19, 2009

Marajuana 

MarajuanaANTIDRUG

Many many uses!!!

The all perpose drug
"I smoke marajuana not pot...DAAAAA!"
Marajuana by Colin B September 30, 2004

Marajuana 

lets smoke Sum Mull
Marajuana by Freddy May 24, 2003

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay 

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay