penis manipulation

The act of a young woman, often between the ages of 7 and 14, who clowns an older man's meat cleavage. She employs the use of her solid fist and uses a punching motion.

Comes from the Greek word for love.

Betty-Lou was on her way home from school one afternoon when I approached her in my car. "Care to manipulate my penis, badger?" I called out. "Nigga, please." She responsed, as she manipulated my penis.

by Alex Garcia January 26, 2005

manslation

To interpret a woman's words or instructions into a language men can understand.

Debbie handed me her purse and said to keep an eye on her Marc Jacobs she got in New York. I looked at Mike for a manslation and he said...."be careful, it's very expensive"...then i understood.

by hiplanezdrifer December 9, 2008

Hangulation

The angle of approach and hang time you have while attempting any sort of jump.

You need the correct hangulation to take off and stick that landing.

by Smerrk November 1, 2016

telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG)

Telemutogenetic manipulation (acronym TMG) is the theory of cyto-mutation on the chromosomal level by means of radio waves, particularly terahertz radiation (so-called T-Rays). Its focus is the replacement of damaged or undesirable genes and their subsequent traits with those from a donor model whose chromosomal makeup has first been digitally represented and then transmitted to affect only the chromosomal signature of the target. Some real study has been made in this realm, but the term was first coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller novel The Power.

Using telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG), scientists have been able to substitute the chromosomes of a frog into a rat, causing the gradual mutation of the rat into a frog.

by Sheila Levine April 30, 2008

mensulation

Any of the various proprietary substances engineered to absorb discharges from the twat.

Janet takes great pride in knowing that many advances in mensulation began during tests between her legs.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Mangabation

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.

That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.

by ShadySean December 27, 2010

media manipulation

Slapping the monkey while listening to the radio, talking on your flip phone, and checking out parishiltonvideo.com on your laptop

Man, I did 20 or 30 seconds of media manipulation over that Olsen twins trailer.

by Orchidizzle May 18, 2004