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Mangar

"Mangar" is a hybrid of man and cougar and is a term used to identify older males attracted to younger females. This geriatric breed are very territorial and often emit an ordour of prune juice and burnt cheese. They will often try to camouflage with their backgrounds by changing their skin colour to mango orange and bleach their teeth white. They tend to lure their preys with promises of money and "vacation getaways in the Caribbean" (retirement homes in Florida). Proceed with caution.
Mangar: "I have my own business and know how to show you a good time."

Girl #1: "Wow. How does someone with such a youthful orange glow and clean white teeth be so rich?"

Girl #2: "Don't trust him, girl. He's a total mangar!"
by Urban Webford January 15, 2008
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Manguarding

The act of protecting your bro from a creep obsessive chick. Also known as (refer to) ultimate bro inverse cock block.
Anna wanted to fuck Tuck real bad but she is weird and not hot and just a little crazy so Tuck's bros began manguarding him from potential rape.
by Manguardian69 October 13, 2011
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Mangar

Cigar for a men not women so ladys stay in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich
I was playing poker and a woman pulled a mangar out i took that mangar from that hoe and told her to make me a sandwhich.
by Swaggarsouras Rex June 27, 2010
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Manuary

MAN-uary. Term for the month of January which celebrates the bygone art of man-hunting. Single women partake in a variety of jovial antics aimed at seducing the opposite sex.

The mascot for Manuary is the Mantis.

It should be noted that Manuary is dually followed by Femuary, in which the same hunting practices are made upon soley the female gender.
To start the year off right, my girls and I are on the prowl all Manuary long!
by Hooker Arm December 27, 2009
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mangaroo

A collective noun that refers to the male genitalia. It is derived from the combination of the words "man" and "kangaroo" since male genitalia, like a kangaroo, has a pouch (see "scrotum").

History: Use of the word began in Tempe, AZ in 2008 where it quickly spread to southern California.
It's hot out today; my mangaroo is getting swampy!

Argh! He kicked me right in the mangaroo!
by C. S. S. H. May 16, 2008
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mely mangual

swagga, extreme G status, hood reppa for the ladies
by carla couture September 16, 2010
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mangular

It's like the Jugular, but on the "boy parts". hence man-gular, mangular.
"anything that has a mangular and u have to beg girls to suck, cant be great."
by srkingdavy February 8, 2005
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