1. a duck
2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.
2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.
1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."
2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
by anonnie mouse August 26, 2005

by Thermos February 24, 2004

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.
by Matt$ April 26, 2006

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.
The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.
The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"
The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.
The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"
by playa_h&f April 18, 2010

the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
Joe: what's that on your face?
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
by Blake C. June 16, 2008

Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.
by mallard boy April 18, 2006
