Malakai

A massive ugly douchebag. Micropenis doesn't even begin to describe the size he's carrying. Gay as shit and women fear him (not in the hot way)

"Did you see Malakai scratch his ass and sniff it again?"

by NotRei00 October 8, 2023

Malakai

When a man sticks his fingers up his own butthole, and sniffs his fingers

Craig enjoys to malakai himself on the 1st day of every month

by PierreD December 4, 2023

malakai

he is a loving caring person that loves people

i love malakai

by not sapphire October 27, 2022

Malakai

A Black who you should be friends with just to say you have a black friend

Malakai A Black person who you should be friends with just to say you have a black friend

by Mkdrankard October 14, 2022

Malakai

A Malakai is someone people fall head over heels for but never have a chance with. He's always dating someone, and is a genuinely nice person. He is a lady's magnet and a heartbreaker, and yet somehow manages not to be a dick to people. He's shy yet outgoing, good at sports, and is fucking good with kids which makes his hot factor even higher.

Damn that Malakai is cute

by Mr.stark I don't feel so good. May 29, 2022

malakai

Malakai is a great little boy who is sometimes is nice but sometimes he will be mean…he is a great little brother and will love you forever no matter what❤️

Malakai is such a great person

by talasia/ malakai’s sister February 12, 2022

Malakai

synonym for cuck

sit in the malakai chair!

by Leland Carwyn Jenkins July 19, 2025