A Malakai is someone people fall head over heels for but never have a chance with. He's always dating someone, and is a genuinely nice person. He is a lady's magnet and a heartbreaker, and yet somehow manages not to be a dick to people. He's shy yet outgoing, good at sports, and is fucking good with kids which makes his hot factor even higher.
by Mr.stark I don't feel so good. May 29, 2022
Get the Malakaimug. A stupid idiot that misspells everything
by Uriah Playz March 9, 2024
Get the Malakaimug. A massive ugly douchebag. Micropenis doesn't even begin to describe the size he's carrying. Gay as shit and women fear him (not in the hot way)
by NotRei00 October 8, 2023
Get the Malakaimug. 
Malakai is great
by therealjerker February 27, 2023
Get the Malakaimug. One of a kind fun hearted intelligent person . Will open his heart and pour his love to those deserving and will not hestitate to defend those who know him truly. Quick witted achevier and will lend a hand to those in need. Rare breed of Realness
by Freekyu February 2, 2023
Get the malakai josephmug. 