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magnificent hair

extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!

this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?

this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders......!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
magnificent hair by michael foolsley February 19, 2010

Magnificent 

The greatest piece of art to ever exist In the universe .a truly amazing spectical that has no equal I. This or the next life
That gummy bear is magnificent. amazing and one of a kind
Magnificent by Rollin thunder November 20, 2018

Magnificent Groundpounders 

"I told my wife to show me her Magnificent Groundpounders. I ended up sleeping on the sofa."

Stubs Magnificent 

One of the 4 members that makes up the hip hop group The Uncouth. Keep an Eye peeled for their album.
"The Uncouth got the proof, so its crucial we bless'em" - DL from Santa ana.

"Like you eat your girls pussy after I bust my nut" - Stubs Magnificent

magnificent 

A new way to describe mentally retarded people because of the fact that the word to describe the mentally retarded keeps getting less insulting. For example It use to be Retarded then mentally handy caped, then special, and now we are to a point where we are saying they are "GIFTED". ( what kind of a gift is being retarded?) so now it has been decided that the mentally impaired will be called magnificent. Witch is now a good new way to make fun of your friends with out them knowing.
Tyler your so "magnificent". I mean seriously what kind of a man craps themselves in the middle of a parking lot.

Magnificent 

The word magnificent is generally used to describe someone who is absolutely amazing in every way
She is magnificent
Magnificent by #1 Shrek Daddy June 10, 2019