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Moron Majority

noun: any conservative, evangelic, Ideologue who considers themselves to be holier-than-though. usu Rebublican.
There goes the hypcrites from the Moron Majority telling us we're all going to hell.
by SammyNyc July 11, 2009
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moral majority

An immoral minority of Bible believing bigots who preach the love of God through hating and oppressing those who would disagree. Anti public school, anti gay, and anti progression, these wonderful demons would have our country thrown in a backward spiral to the 50's era. On their way to hell, they will see heaven, and God may very well slap them and say "WRONG!".
The Moral Majority came to my school, and handed out poison condoms and said "Stick that in and feel the love of God".
by Lengsel January 4, 2008
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Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.
God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.
by Fearman December 23, 2007
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Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.
John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will
by AlwaysWrong June 19, 2019
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Global Majority

Refers to the non-White/non-Indo-European majority that constitutes close to 90% of the globe. Popular usage started off with British NGOs and governments after the 2020 Summer of Love events called the George Floyd "protests" and the increasing mask-off attitude from the New World Order (NWO) oligarchs following that event.
In 2020, the Church of England created an Archbishops' Anti-Racism Taskforce to examine racism in the church. At the time, it primarily used the term "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic" (UKME). When the taskforce's report was published in April 2021, it chose a broader description of "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic/Global Majority Heritage" (UKME/GMH) as more appropriate than BAME. The language of "Global Majority Heritage" is seen as a reminder that minorities often come from a majority culture before migrating to the UK. However, some have rejected the term because it is seen as associated with critical race and intersectional theories.
by juststaythehellaway June 29, 2023
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Vast Majority

1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.
The big-large VAST MAJORITY of voting-voters didn't not electify Dubya.
by Jambone March 29, 2004
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Silent majority

Bub: What is a silent majority?

Loko: An oxymoron

Bub: Oh really, why?

Loko: Think about it. How can a majority be silent? Would that not also imply there is a loud minority? Not strictly speaking, but by definition, a crowd of a thousand people cannot be more silent than a few individuals. Therefore it is an oxymoron.

Bub: So what you are saying is that a silent majority is seemingly silent, but has all the traits of a majority?

Loko: Exactly. However because it's an oxymoron, it is only to be used under specific contexts such as the majority of students attending a zoom lecture that vote on polls but don't ever talk. It has also been used as a misnomer intended to magnify a population group to make it appear bigger than it really is. In the second case, it is the 'majority' part that is meant to elude, while 'silent' implies that there is another group in comparison: the supposedly "loud" group which turns out to be the true majority group.

Bub: The second use-case sounds a bit sus.

Loko: Yes, essentially it is double-speak.
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