lampsexual

if you're into lamps sexually, you're lampsexual.

Andrew is into lamps so he's lampsexual.

by Lamplover27 June 23, 2018

Amber Lamps

1. Given by the internet Meme, "Epic Beard Man Vs Black guy" Amber Lamps, Although mispronunciation for "ambulance", it's also given to a beauty that sits next to the black man in a zen like state throughout the whole ordeal.

"Amber Lamps. You'd be leaking too, if you were sitting next to her.":

by Floeticloser. February 19, 2010

Pineapple Lumps

Fresh fruit only grown in New Zealand. Staple diet among the natives at schools. Good for breakfast lunch and tea bro!

I ate some pineapple lumps for breakfast, they were yum as!

by TheBmeister July 28, 2010

Obesity Lumps

Obesity lumps are chungus swells and lumps and they make you go very g-fuel like and give you great roast ideas, or can be very good in general.

“That song is very obesity lumps.”
Or “That guy has obesity lumps.”

by Jooshwah101 June 23, 2021

Lampshade Hanging

To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.

"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'

Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."

by Tekwerk September 6, 2010

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

by JIVO March 7, 2008

Lady Lumps

Lady Lumps are the sex appealing breasts on a woman. Generally fairly large but they dont have to be watermelons. Just as long as they arn't flat.

Hey, Check out her lovely lady lumps.

by Stephanie August 12, 2005